First Blog

Ok so this is ApartMental a blog about well... random shit really but mostly strange occurances and goings on in and around the apartment complex i live in. Since this is the first i thought it would be best to start introducing you to the characters who will be featuring in this blog. *These characters although resembling real human beings... are not! well they are real people but they seem more like some kind of alien race planted on earth just to shit me up the wall! But i digress.
We have:
One thing guy: the man who regularly returns home with one singular item. i.e. toilet paper OR bread OR milk OR takeaway but Never multiples.

The bogan family: these people will be a mainstay for this blog they live across from me and they are easily heard  from space! also they named their child pixie! thats enough reason to hate them isnt it?

The Fundis: They are the bollywood loving curry cooking stereo typical indian couple who for some reason seem to be deathly allergic to the presence of my partner and i on our balcony.

Creepy old guy: Ok so this guy is totally going to get mentions all up in this shit for the simple fact that he is everywhere! look left: creepy old guy. look right: creepy old guy!

Fatty McFat-Fat: He is creepy old guys friend and will without a doubt have his enormous gut hanging out the bottom of his shirt and his gigantic arse sticking out the top of his pants!

2 guys and a girl: And a pizza place i hear you ask? alas no... just 2 guys 1 girl and a 1 bedroom apartment. do the math!

and these are just a few... there is still

Trevor: Caretaker/ angry gnome.
Singleton: the man across the hall.
Creepy old guy mach 2: a different and slightly less anoying creepy old guy.
and as of today
Taiwanese hookers: two asian women decked out in the most revealing 80's get up you ever will see! (they moved in today.)
there are so many more to mention but if i do that i will be here all night naming and shaming people and my imagination will eventually fail me. the names will get even stupider than they already are, the stories more dramatised than could ever be considered realistic and the pure unadultarated hatred i feel for these people my spontaniously combust my head and trust me that would not be a pretty sight. so for now i sign off with a heartfelt plea to plese keep reading this shit and my new catchfrase.
goodnight and always remember. Hate thy neibour!